dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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