So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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