Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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