i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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