rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize