it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm at about main and main street
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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