It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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