its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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