Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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