I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
