mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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