one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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