Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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