We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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