I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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