I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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