With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
either way he was missing a nipple.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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