Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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