this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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