Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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