I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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