My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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