Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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