I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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