I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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