Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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