He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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