I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Everything about him screamed your future.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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