I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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