If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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