Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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