I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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