But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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