Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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