you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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