You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
My cat gives me a boner
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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