Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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