talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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