Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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