even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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