no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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