i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
