Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
