ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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