Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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