if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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