Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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