shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
he told me I talked like a deaf person
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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