been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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