It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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