Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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