I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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