So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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