It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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