I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Randomize
