"it" just moved
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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