I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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